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I am a Nude Photographer
Countess Carnal
16/Female/Swaziland
Why I Am Here
- To get my ego stroked
- To herd llamas
- To show my artwork to the world
Last Visit: 4 hours ago
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Playing: I haven't gamed in days WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!
Eating: couch drops (I refuse to correct my typo)
Drinking: Air from my Domo cup, this is too badass to dirty!
WHY CAN'T I HAVE MUSICAL TALENT?!?!?!?!?!
CAN'T A JUST BE GREEDY TURD-BITCH AND BE TALENTED AT EVERYTHING????
GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
D:< Alla hates me! I'ma lock myself in my room all weekend with some hoog music and lots of caffeine and draw nonstop until Sunday comes and I remember I have homework, at which point I will continue drawing and fuck it all up later.
Haven't seen/talked to you in a while.
How's it going?
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"You can own the Earth, and still all you'll own is earth until you can paint with all the colors of the wind."
People say that the apocalypse, and ultimately, Hell, is coming. I say that Hell is already here.
I expected The Spanish Inquisition!
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You're suggesting I eat a complete stranger's boot?
Wait, like an actual painting painting? With brushes and canvas and such?
Awesome.
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"You can own the Earth, and still all you'll own is earth until you can paint with all the colors of the wind."
People say that the apocalypse, and ultimately, Hell, is coming. I say that Hell is already here.
I expected The Spanish Inquisition!
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You're suggesting I eat a complete stranger's boot?
Well, I guess watercolors are ok, I just never got into them. They seem too... elementary schoolish.
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"You can own the Earth, and still all you'll own is earth until you can paint with all the colors of the wind."
People say that the apocalypse, and ultimately, Hell, is coming. I say that Hell is already here.
I expected The Spanish Inquisition!
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